Thursday, August 30, 2007

SV-Spoilers (or something like that...)



James Marsters Interview at Watch with Kristin.The Twins at K-Site.And an Al Gough interview from Sci Fi Magazine"They're all going to college this year. You'll see some more Metropolis stories. You're going to see Lex and Clark much more at odds this year. You'll see Lana and Clark together. And I think you'll see Chloe and Clark become much better friends. She'll reveal that she knows the secret pretty early on, so that's sort of a bond for their friendship. And it's interesting because your best friend knows the secret, your girlfriend doesn't, and then there will be some interesting things going on with the parents, too. Lionel is up to no good, as usual."The article says that the characters' new college life will open up the storytelling and let them "get into some stories with more adult themes. Bigger themes. Even Superman themes."Source: K-Site.****For some reason the JM interview makes me looking forward for season 5. Or at least the Brainiac episode. I know this season may be ugly. Really, really ugly, but for some reason I'm looking forward for it.Am I weird?And of course the typical Blah of Al Gough. *rolls eyes* "And it's interesting because your best friend knows the secret, your girlfriend doesn't"Well, that's life. The girl-/boyfriend is always the last to know *lol*

Monday, August 27, 2007

Icon-Spam



I tried to make some icons. And the keyword is "try" *lol*Teaser: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Pics from: Alessandra-Ambrosio.netTextures by elli and oxoniensisDid I credit everyone? Yeah... I guess so.

Friday, August 24, 2007

SV-Spoilers



kwerkee found amazing casting spoilers at Ask AusielloQuestion: Must… have… Smallville... news. Please? — Sarah FrankleyAusiello: Oh, goody — more fun with ellipses! Star… Wars… icon… Carrie… Fisher… has… signed… on… for… at… least… one… episode… This… is… almost… as… much… fun… as… those… acronym… quizzes...Question: I read AA every week! Do you have any Smallville scoop? — PaulAusiello: Carrie's playing Pauline Kahn, the no-nonsense editor-in-chief of the "Daily Planet" whom Chloe (Allison Mack) meets in hopes of landing an internship. Her episode airs Oct. 27. But considering Chloe gets the gig, it's probably safe to say we'll see Princess L again.******Princess Leia at Smallville? Cool. When do we see Darth Vader? And Yoda? And C-P3O?TPTB must be deperate about the show when they put so many namefull guest stars in it... but maybe it helps. At least I forget the lame spoilers for a second *lol*

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Help...



If you were Chloe, Clark or Lana and you were invited on a costume-party... how would you dress like?I was thinking about it two days but I don't wanna put either of them into Sailor Moon costumes...So, any ideas?

Monday, August 20, 2007


Episod...


Episode #5-6: "Exposed" Air Date: November 3, 2005Ding, Dong, The Kents' Freeloader Is Gone- Lois tells Chloe she needs her help moving out of the Kents' place... she's moving into the apartment over the Talon. Guess Lana has vacated the premises. "How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham I'll never understand," Lois says to Chloe, referring to Clark.- Lois mentions that Chloe hasn't been to Smallville in weeks.- Chloe answers a phone. "Daily Planet info line." Guess that job thing from previous weeks has worked out. She gets a call from a frantic woman, wanting to meet at 7th and Edgemont - a seedier district of Metropolis.- When they arrive, Chloe and Lois spot an attractive young girl named Melissa Knox running for her life across a street. One of her heels is broken, and she looks frantic. A sedan comes out of the darkness and plows toward Melissa, sending her flying and killing her in front of the eyes of Lois and Chloe.Clark Wants To Go Someplace...- "You'll have to abandon the jeans and the t-shirt, and you can't drive up in your dad's truck," Lex tells Clark, throwing him his own keys. He asks Clark to do him a favor and "stay out of trouble."Chloe and Lois Try To Get Into The Club- ...But they can't find this club they're looking for, among a bunch of dingy warehouses. They finally find where they want to be, and Lois tries the "our friends are already in there" routine. No, go. So they sneak in the back door where the dancers come in. Chloe starts investigating, trying to find out if anyone knows anything about a murdered girl named Melissa Knox. They do their investigator thing, and somehow it ends up with Lois being undercover as a dancer, having been mistaken as "the replacement Rocco sent over." Yes, this does sound like the rumored "Lois stripper" episode. Must be sweeps. *Cue sounds of eyes rolling* And hey, considering the Dukes of Hazzard connections later in this episode, shouldn't it have been Rosco who sent her over? Okay, we'll stop now.Meeting With Luke- Clark has his own way of getting in, and he goes to the Windgate Club in Metropolis at night to meet with senator Jack Jennings. (More on him further down on the spoilers) He says he's been referred by Lex Luthor.Clubbing, Smallville Style- Clark uses his super-hearing to listen to a bad guy named Andre talking to the owner of the Windgate Club. The owner makes a reference to paying Andre 500K.- Clark is about to bust in on Andre's meeting when Detective Maggie Sawyer comes through the door. "Metropolis PD!" She wants to speak to some people about the death of one of this club's dancers.- Lois apparently works at the Windgate Club, and Andre tells her to come with him through a back exit after Sawyer comes in. There's an arrest... and Sawyer puts cuffs on... Clark! End of act two.Chloe Is Arrested Too- For what, we don't know. Sneaking in? Being a potential witness like Clark is? Whatever it is, it's right after Sawyer spots and recognizes her.The Problem With Jennings- Clark uses his hearing to listen to the bouncer talking to Sawyer. The bouncer tells her that Jennings took things hard when Melissa "cut him loose." Apparently Jennings has been blamed for the situation, and perhaps what Clark is trying to do is clear him.Chloe & Clark Talk With Detective Sawyer- "You can thank Lex Luthor for a few generous phone calls," Sawyer says to Chloe and Clark. Apparently Lex got them a "get out of jail free" card.- Chloe tells Sawyer that she thinks the same person who killed Melissa Knox (aka "Andre") also may have her cousin (that would be Lois).- Clark suggests that it may be the same guy also who made the deal with the owner right before she vanished. (How Clark explains how he knew about this, we have no idea.)- Sawyer makes a comment that Chloe's cousin is likely underage, and was probably lucky to escape a police raid. Lois? Underage? There's a first. "If you want to play Nancy Drew and Hardy Boy, do it in another precinct," Sawyer tells them. No, Sawyer! They're playing Veronica Mars and Wallace!Lois Is Off With Andre...- And she sees boxes with polaroid pictures of women on them, including Melissa. Personal items of the women are inside. He starts taking photos of her. She says she wants to get a cab and leave. "Think of your taxi days as a thing of the past," he tells her. "You have a whole new life ahead of you, now. To us," he says. Yes, Lois has now replaced Lana as the Creepy Guys' Object Of Affection.Now for the good stuff....- Tom Wopat's character's name is Jack Jennings, and he happens to own a Dodge Charger. If anything remains in this script, let's please hope the Charger stays. Incidentally, the name "Jennings" is an inside joke in itself - as the legendary Dukes of Hazzard "Balladeer" was Waylon Jennings. Jennings is meeting with someone named Jordan about a journalist's rumor, when he hears a car rumbling and approaching. It's Jonathan, driving the Charger. Bo and Luke (the real Bo and Luke) are back!!! Jonathan tells him to get in. "With you behind the wheel?" Jennings says. "Guess it wouldn't be the first time I put your life in my hands."- And if those Dukes of Hazzard references weren't enough... again, really, at least webmaster Craig is loving this... Jennings climbs in the car window. The door's been jammed ever since he got the car.Source: K-Site***************I don't know what to think about it. Too much Lois in the spoilers but a lack of Lana... hee! I'll get myself some coffee and think about them later.ETA: If Lois is moving into the apartment above the Talon... where is Lana? At Pete's in Wichita? Please let her be there and not at Lex's. Wichita supposses to be a very nice town... Lana's probably visiting her old friend there *nods*

Saturday, August 18, 2007


I'm so bored ...


I'm so bored and for some reason I can't get aelora's Downfall-Series out off my head. Actually I wanted to make some MR-wallpapers but it ended with Lex and Hudson. I can do better but I hope you'll like them anyway, aelora :)Lyrics: Simple Plan - PerfectPics: Last Beautiful Girl.comLyrics for pic #1: Robbie Williams - AngelsPics from ale_daily, Last Beautiful Girl.com and Google :D

Friday, August 17, 2007

Fic: Throw in the towel



Title: Throw in the towel Author: TyffiRating: G (?)Characters: Lex, HudsonSpoilers: NopeWords: 990Disclaimer: None of it is mine but the mistakes.Summary: Lex and Hudson are on winter holidays.Note: written for aelora who wanted a fic for this picture.**** Hudson still can't believe she's really here. In this incredible luxurious hotel. In Aspen, Colorado. With Lex.It's the week before Christmas and her parents really let her go. They let her spend a whole week with Lex. Alone! And it just took her three hours to persuade them. Jonathan even wished her a nice week when Lex came four days ago to the farm to pick her up.He wasn't grumbling at all and Hudson's still a little bit suspicious of his behaviour but she doesn't want to think about her father while she has a whole week with Lex. Alone.They have had a great week so far. And still three days left. Yesterday they were skiing all day long and today Lex surprised her with a very romantic sleigh ride. The sleigh was pulled by two adorable Haflingers with long blonde manes and Hudson immediately fell in love with them.Covered in warm blankets they spent two hours kissing, hugging, talking and watching the snowy landscape in the open sleigh until they were brought back to their hotel.Now they are in their suite again, but just half an hour ago they had a snowball fight. Hudson started it, of course. She dismounted the sleigh earlier than Lex and couldn't resist to throw a snowball at him. When it hit his face he first stared at her for a moment with an angry glance and then suddenly grabbed some snow to throw a snowball at Hudson. He hit her exactly on her chest and grinned. And soon they were laughing and fighting and both enjoyed their fight.While Hudson's lying on the carpet in front of the fireplace in their suite, she's still thinking about the afternoon. There's a smile on her lips. Her gaze is dreamy and she curls strands of her hair around her finger.Lex is sitting in a chair, his laptop on his knees and he seems to work, but in this moment he isn't checking the screen. He peeks over it and watches his girlfriend.She's dreaming, smiling and messing up her hair. He loves it! He could look at her for the rest of his life without getting bored. His glance rambles over her long legs, stops at her ass for a second and then goes on to her back.Suddenly Hudson looks up and find him smirking."What are you grinning at?" she asks confused."Nothing," Lex replies and looks at his laptop again. His lips are curling a little bit while he's pretending to read something on the screen."But you were grinning at me. Why? Is there something on my back?" Hudson stands up and twists her head to check her back."Everything's fine with your back, Angel," he laughs. "Stop twisting your head. You'll dislocate your neck!" He gives her a smile and then start typing on his laptop."I won't dislocate anything," she snarls. "Why were you laughing at me, Lex? What have I done? It's not nice to make fun of people and don't tell them why." She goes towards him. Her arms crossed in front of her chest, her foot is tipping on the floor."I wasn't laughing at you," he explains softly. "And you haven't done anything. It's just -" He stops. The corners of his mouth are twitching and he takes a deep breath. "It's nothing, Angel. Just let me write this mail, okay?! I promise it'll be the last one for today."Hudson mutters something and picks up a magazine which is lying on a small table next to Lex. Then she sits down again on the floor, curls her legs beneath her and leafs through the mag.Just a few minutes later she feels Lex' gaze at her again. She's looking up and stares at him. This time annoyed."What???""Nothing, Angel," he says simpering and put down his laptop. "I'm done."Her face lightens up. "Really? Can we have dinner now? I'm hungry.""You always are," he grins and look at her. He's going to say something else but then hesitates and bites his lip. He's trying hard not to laugh."Leeee-eeexxxx! What is it???""Nothing... It's just..." He clears his throat. "It's just...""What???"Actually Lex is a master craftsman in self-control but he can't stop himself from laughing anymore. The laughters burst out of him and he hardly can breath."It's your shirt", he guffaws. "I'm so sorry. You're looking gorgeous in in but it... it..." He gasps for air. "It... it... Sorry, but it looks like it used to be a bath towel."Hudson stares at him for a moment, frowned. She'd never seen him laughing like that before and she likes it. But then she checks her shirt. It's blue and a little bit fluffy but it definitely doesn't looks like a towel at all."Well, I'm glad I could amuse you," she snaps at him and turns around."Where are you going?""To the bathroom. See if I can find another towel which fits as a skirt!" There's a flash of her tongue and she's going to enter the bathroom. But Lex jumps up and grabs her arm."Don't go. I'm sorry," he whispers. "You're looking adorable in your shirt.""Of course I do," she grins. "I'm always adorable! But don't think your blandishments help you saving your dessert. I'll get it!""That's my punishment? No dessert?" Lex laughs and pulls his arm around her waist. "Nasty little farm-girl." "Spoiled billionaire!" she replies.Still laughing Lex pulls her closer and kisses her softly. "Are we ready for dinner?" he asks a few moments later."Yeah... I just need to put on my towel skirt..." She's making a grimace and pokes her tongue out at him again.Lex shakes his head smiling. "You're killing me!""I'm doing good, right?" She's laughing and pulls his arm. "Let's go, I'm longing for your dessert!"~finis~*****Sorry for the bad english and the silly plot.

Friday, August 10, 2007


Aw,...


Aw, I've been kissed by a muse and I can't stop writing. My head is so filled with new ideas and I don't know how to bring them all into stories. There are so many ideas... my sketchbook is already full, my fingers are bleeding and the muse won't stop kissing me. And now I'm almost convinced that I have to do the pink kryptonite fic.But at first I put my Clark from my SV-AU in his tights and try to get rid off Bruce Wayne who was suddenly there without a good reason. *lol*

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Seen in lapetite_kiki's LJ



I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

SV-Spoiler



News at K-SiteMiles Millar reveals that those who have been hoping for a Clark and Lana relationship will be in luck. "Clark and Lana will actually date this year, which is a Smallville first," he said. "They've been talking about it for five years, we thought it was time for them to actually do something about it." And could Lana handle Clark's secret? "That's the question that haunts Clark every day of his life. Should he risk telling her or not. You'll have to wait and see what he does."*****************************I don't ship Clana but if that means there won't be something like... Lex and the character which is performed by KK then I'll like it!Then I wanna see Clana dating. And then I could live with her knowing his secret.I'll be optimistic. At least til i read something new.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Silly!Fic time



Two years ago I decided that Lex needs a dog and I started to write a few silly german FFs about it. Now I decided it's time to let the dog speak again. In English. Thanks to aurora_bee and Claire from the MRMB for correcting it. I hope you'll like it. It's the first english story I've written since I finished school.Author: TyffiRating: PG-13 Paring: Clark/Lex... somehowWarning: includes some kind of homosexualtySummary: Lex's dog Krümmel is musing about living with human beings.Disclaimer: „Smallville“ and its characters are copyright of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, Tollin/Robbins and Millar/Gough Ink.Musing of a Billionaire's dogHello!You probably don't know me or you don't remember me so I'll introduce myself.My name is Krümmel (yeah, I know it's a stupid name but I didn't chose it). I'm a two-year-old Golden Retriever and live at LuthorMansion. My master is none other than Lex Luthor himself! He's such a great master. Honestly! Unfortunately he doesn't have much time to play with me. He's running a big company and he's fighting with his father (who used to have some really greasy hair, but now he’s cut it and it looks like a raven died on his head. Is that the reason why Master's fighting with his father? *scratches head*) Lex also has a boyfriend and me and... let's just say he's a very busy man. *winks* But he tries to spend as much time with me as he can spare. *smiles* Unfortunately he still hasn't learnt how to play. I have tried to teach him for two years now but... he's just human, you know. Human beings aren't that clever. *sighs* I never met a clever person yet and I'm afraid I never will.Two years ago I met a girl called Tyffi whom I thought might be clever. At least she understood what I was saying. That’s not normal for human beings. Anyway she offered to be my ghostwriter. I was a whelp then and couldn't write yet. I was so pleased about her offer because I am really keen about sharing my experiences with the young billionaire I'm living with, with all the people out there. This Tyffi-girl told me that there are a lot of people who like and admire my master.So we met and we talked, she typed everything on her computer. The first days I'd spent at Lex's, how I fell in the pond which is in the mansion's garden, how I jumped into Lex's bed when he and Clark were... uhm... lying in it. Stuff like that. But do you know what that Tyffi-girl did? She'd written everything in German. *rolls eyes* And I had no idea what she'd written. I don't speak German! I should've known that there's something wrong with that girl. She was in the mansion, Master doesn't know her and I never figured out, how she got there.Well, security isn't good. It seems like they let everyone in no matter if he or she is up to no good. Seriously, it's a miracle that the Master hasn't been killed by some psycho axe-murderer yet. Luckily I'm here now. But that Tyffi-girl wasn't very clever and I'm glad that I'll never seen her again.Master isn't clever, either. I mean, I definitely love him. I adore him. I'm his best friend! (Okay, that's why I'm here. It's my duty. I'm a dog. *giggles* A pretty cute dog by the way. And still able to become a father one day. If you know what I mean *winks*.) But Master's a little bit stupid. He still hasn't found out that the man he sleeps with is an alien. It's true, Clark looks human and he acts human but he certainly smells outer space. Literally! Well, human noses aren't as good as those of dogs, so that's probably why Master still thinks Clark is an ordinary guy who's just a little bit goofy. *shrugs* But maybe he just doesn't wanna see that Clark's different. Though it would be great fun if he knew! The disturbing point about Lex is: he CANNOT play! You know, I own this wonderful blue ball. I don't know if it's blue, I'm colorblind, but Lex told me when he gave me the ball at Christmas morning. It's a wonderful ball. I really like to carry it in my mouth and take it with me wherever Master and I go. And I like to play with it. It bounces really high. That's so funny.Sometimes I let Master play with that ball, too. He's always laughing then. I personally think Master should laugh more often...We usually play in the garden. There's a lot of space. Master Lex throws the ball at me and I catch it. Then I throw the ball at him and he catches it. That's a funny game and sometimes Clark's joining us. But sooner or later Lex starts to throw the ball far away. Then I have to run and sniffle to find my ball. Last time it took me half an eternity to find it, but I have a good nose and find everything. So, when Master's throwing my ball away and I find it, I put it in my mouth and run with it back to Lex. He takes it out of my mouth, taps my head and says "Good boy!" Then he throws the ball away again. *headdesk* He's so stupid. And he's always doing that. It's fun for him but it's annoying me. I love my ball and I don't wanna loose it. It was a gift from my Master!But this Clark-alien isn't better. He's not human but dumb anyway. He's always laughing at me. He thinks he is so much cleverer than me but he's not! *growls* But mostly he makes Lex forget the world around him. Then they're kissing and hugging and... uhm... doing those things I did to the neighbour's dog yesterday. *blushes* Her Mistress was really angry at me when she found us... Anyway, I'm not talking about me I wanna talk about Lex and Clark. They do it everywhere. And all the time! They don't get tired of it! They do it on the desk in Master's office. Or on the pool table. They do it in the master bedroom, in the guest bedrooms. They do it while they have a shower or when they are in the gym or in the garden. And yesterday when I came back home from my rendezvous with the neighbour's dog I found them on the kitchen floor.Damn, I eat there! Just because I'm able to lick my own testicles that doesn't mean I have no sense for law and order. These human beings are weird. Honestly. Maybe Master and Clark are worse than the others, but to me it seems like they're in their heat. Permanently! They're like the rabbits I like to haunt. *giggles* Many rabbits live in the mansion's garden and it’s such great fun to interrupt them while they're making babies. Hmm, Master and Clark are making babies, too. But then humankind is even weirder. Or is it not for reproduction but for fun? I don't get it.Oh... oh... *smiles* No I’ve got it! They're gay!!! *giggles*But that's no reason to ignore me. Everytime Master and Clark are making out they forget about me. That's not fair! I'm such a cute dog and deserve a lot of attention. *nods*They even ignore me when I have to pee. Of course I whine and whimper and start to bark and do... dog's stuff but they never take a blind bit of notice. Usually it ends with me peeing against Clark's leg or in his shoe. I would never do that with Master! Master's lovely and his shoes are nicer than Clark's. And besides Clark's mean. He diverts Master from me. *whines*So peeing against the leg of the Clark-alien is the only way to win their attention. Clark's always upset when this happens and Master scolds me a little bit but then I look at him with my big innocent brown eyes and he melts away. And he stops telling me off. So does Clark. "Where's my big boy? Where's he?“Oh, Master's coming home. He mustn't see me typing at his laptop. He would freak out.„Kruemmel! Where's my big boy? Daddy's home. Come to daddy!“*rolls eyes* He can be so childish... I have to go. Maybe I'll write again when Master's preoccupied with Clark the next time *giggles*Have a nice day!Bye byeKrümmel

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Lana Lang is Worst Character



http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,276|96417|1|,00.htmlAmy Awards. Smallville's Lana Lang wins the award in categorie "I Don't Love to Hate You, I Just Hate You, or Worst Character".This make me so laugh. What do AlMiles think about it? *rofl*